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[06 Jul 2006|10:53pm] so tuesday night i walk up to a party only to find a kid whom had just fell 3 stories on to his face, bleeding all over the side walk. current status: unknown. about 10 minutes ago walking back from the beer store i come across a girl who had just been hit by a car. her body flew about twenty feet, her shoes were across the street, her face smashed to the point where it was impossible to tell who she was. when the ambulences got here she had no pulse and she was not breathing. not my week. 1 add

www.myspace.com/joeninja [25 Jun 2006|11:36pm] so i put this thing on myspace where you can just draw, like microsoft paint or whatever, and you guys are assholes on it, the only messages i get on it are, "joe, you is gay" or "fuck you joe." so i just wanted to say, "fuck you guys". thats all. 5 add

my semi annual update [21 May 2006|03:05pm] [ music | those russian lesbian girls (forgot there name) ] so im back in new york. its fun, i havent started working yet, which kinda sucks. i can't afford to smoke cigarettes anymore, and that really sucks, im down to 2 or 3 cigarettes a day depending on how drunk i get. but i want charlotte people to visit. zach came up this past week, and maura and one of her band mates just left a few hours ago, so were off to a good start. i got a cell phone right before i left, the number is (704) 941-7881 hit it up any time after nine or on the weekends. 130 coffey st. brooklyn NY, 11231 apt. 3? c? top? (we dont have an apartment number posted anywhere, but were on the top and there are 2 others so figure it out) if you want to mail me cigarettes, drugs, booze, money, strippers, anthrax, anything at all then do it. dont mail me anthrax i'll get mad. 14 add

finaly got that shit [03 Jan 2006|12:18am] 14 add

charlotte north carolina [30 Nov 2005|06:49pm] soooooooo....wednesday is my last day in charleston. i couldnt be more excited about anything.im having a going away party on saturday. im trying to get people to drive down from charlotte to party down with. it should be fun, its going to be my last retartedly drunken night in charleston ever so were going all out. fuckin' be there or be gay. 3 add

dude im way pissed. [22 Nov 2005|01:46pm] i tried posting this the other day and i guess it didnt work. so lets try again... well shit isn't working out the way i had hoped it would in charleston. no matter how hard i try to stay in control of what go's on around me, it always gets fucked up. charleston is one of the crapiest places i have ever been. i dont know how it got this way, but it is seriously fucked. in charleston it doesnt matter how many times you fuck up. it doesnt matter how many people you hurt. no ones going to say shit to you, and you can count on that. everyone is just going to shit talk you behind your back and start a whole lot of bullshit drama on top of whatever you did in the first place. i am seriouly having trouble putting how i feel about charleston into words. but lets just say it fucking sucks. so im moving to savanah ASAP to open a store then atlanta maybe to do the same then back to charlotte for a while then back to the city. i seriously need to get out of here my daily routine includes waking up walking to work getting off being drunk by 5 or 6 PM and passing out in my chair, while drunkenly calling some of you. fuck. im going to be in charlotte later tonight if anyone wants to hang out. i got a cell phone. 8432769702. im growing my hair back out. so fuck all yall. 14 add

dear charlotte, i miss you. love joe. [30 Jun 2005|02:15am] okay so im in new york, ive been up here for about two weeks. the first week was pretty shitty, i slept on the street, had no money, and just a whole lot of shitty shit was going on with a whole lot of people. but as of this week i got a pretty awesome job at american apparel and i got a place to stay until i can get on my feet. im trying to find a sublease for like a month or two until the american apparel store opens in charlotte then ima move back to charlotte and work there but until then im stuck up here. but i think that that sounds like an okay plan. i miss charlotte alot. i miss sitting around at the penguin with elon and smoking 20,000 packs of cigarettes just because there is nothing better to do. i really miss not having to pay 50$ for a pack of cigarettes, i should quit smoking. i miss playing tennis with zach. i miss playing video games with ryan and christine. i miss most everything there is to miss about charlotte. i'll be back soon. oh yea and for those of you that havent heard. i cut of my hair. but i think it looks okay. its in christines journal. 7 add

[18 Jun 2005|02:00am] so i cut my hair. -30 cool points. and im going to NYC tomorrow. -50 cool points. thats 80 cool points out the window. 9 add

nigga you gay. [04 Apr 2005|03:58pm] happy birthday elon. even though i havent been able to get in touch with you to save my life for the past two or three days. and even though i know you skipped school today which you cant afford to do. hope you have a happy birthday. 6 add

[10 Feb 2005|12:10am] so i just went to wilson and audreys house with brittany alwyn and becca and bought everyone shirts except for becca. sorry becca. but this is why i shouldnt be allowed to have money. ugh. 9 add

[08 Feb 2005|12:08pm] last time i wrote in my live journal like 2 months ago, i was a homeless, unemployed, high school dropout. today i went to school. yesterday i went to work (making 15 motherfucking dollars and hour). and today i am also buying a car. at this rate this time next week i will be feeding a family of five and have mortgage payments to keep up with. im pretty fucking proud of me. holla atchya boy. 15 add

[01 Dec 2004|03:19am] so it is 3:19 AM i am supposed to get up at 8:00 AM to go get my "good enough" at CPCC. whatever. i went to the penguin and now im at kara's house. so if i had a million dollars for everytime someone said i look like tony trujillo in the past week, i would have somewhere around 20 million dollars. which needless to say would be pretty awesome. so i was talking to someone at the penguin about how thanksgiving is necessary to control the turkey population and without thanksgiving we would all be up to our arm pits in turkey feces. roller-skating is on thursday. thats pretty cool. i will be in rock hill the rest of the week with the exception of thursday night. so if you need me then i guess you are just SOL. 18 add

[28 Nov 2004|08:47pm] me and elon went to charleston this weekend. it was fun. my car broke down 3 times, twice while we were still in charlotte but we made it. there were like 6 party's a night all packed to the max with your typical dumb college kids. needless to say it was pretty awesome. this morning elon woke up and couldnt breathe not sure if he's going to the emergency room or what. hopefully he'll be ok. also i have a dog in my house that i think is up for grabs, its about 6 weeks old, its an austrailian shepard, his name is branches, and so far every time i've seen him take a shit it was outside. i guess thats all for now. 6 add

[24 Nov 2004|12:56am] i feel gay for writing so much about roller-skating and other gay stuff but seriously there is some all day skating going down tommorow at skate central. add

[22 Nov 2004|12:38pm] efffinnnn..... this weekend was pretty awesome, i need to get some sleep to compensate for all the not sleep i've been getting lately. me, elon and zach played baseball yesterday at freedom park it was pretty awesome, i got most improved player, zack got MVP, and elon got the coaches award. so tuesday at plaza midwood maybe we will play baseball and not soccer i dont know, maybe dodge ball, maybe football, possibly paintball. i really dont know. but if you were playing soccer in my house the other night you had better be there. i smell. i need to take a shower. im not going to. i gotta take my GED tests sometime this week. they are 7 hours long and i dont feel like taking them. and whats with all this roller skating going on on my friends page. if the word roller skating has been in your last livejournal post i want to see you thursdays at skate central. maybe there will not be roller skating this thursday because of thanksgiving. but most deffinately the thursday after that. 5 add

[21 Nov 2004|03:14pm] fuckinnnnnn' uhhhhhhhhh....we had so much fun playing soccer in my house friday that we have decided to reserect soccer tuesdays for this tuesday at plaza midwoods park (near corner of central and plaza (penguin, dish, thomas ave.)) probably will play 430ish. if you dont know exactly where the park is, figure it out or just call me. PS.- it is not uncommon for people to be shot in plaza midwood park. also if you are like me and are always looking for crack rocks plaza midwoods park has plenty of those, so bring some money. add

[20 Nov 2004|01:50pm] me and kaylyssa had a few people over last night. basically it was alot of fun, we played soccer in the living room, listened to hanson, wore our hair in pony tails, drank night train, and some other equally awesome stuff. ryan managed to hit the panic button in my closet causing the house to go off like a car. im really glad the whole neighborhood didnt hear that, oh wait. nice one ry. im in rock thrill now, too many people stayed at my house so i forfeited my bed. thats about it. 3 add

[03 Nov 2004|07:30pm] i found kaylyssa's secret stash of tuna fish, spam and hickeys last night, everyone please give her a hard time for having all three of those. i stayed up til 4 in the morning watching the election at alwyn and brittany's house, the score didnt change at all for 6 hours. i am so fucking unemployed. i was supposed to get the cat neutered, call CPCC and make an appointment and go look for jobs today, instead i just watched breakfast at tiffany's with brittany and went to the penguin with elon. i am so bored and worthless. i think i may go camping this weekend. thats something to look forward to. everyone go roller-skating tomorow. 3 add

[25 Oct 2004|02:30pm] i cant read my livejournal from kaylyssa's computer. what am i going to do??? 1 add

[23 Oct 2004|05:25pm] i woke up yesterday around two. i called blake but kara wouldnt let him leave her house to come get me until she left so i waited. blake came and picked me up, we went and picked up elon then went to manifest got the new these arms are snakes cd (really really awesome) then went to the mall where we ran into ryan, alwyn and brittany. blake stole two shirts from urban outfitters and set off the alarm and just kinda ran away. we decided we were all going to go see i heart huckabees which was really good, everyone should go see it. then we went to alwyn and brittany's house and watched "tiny twats" and did some other stuff, but mostly we watched midget porn all night. now i'm really bored and someone should call me if anything is going on tonight. i normally dont right about my day but im really bored. also for soccer, i think we should have it at midwood park if anyone still wants to play, that way no one will come that we dont want to come and the people that are already there are all really aweomse crackheads and stuff. 1 add

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